Awkward
Ideas for Awkward Ambushes:
1) Voicemail carriers should inform callers when the party they call hits ignore and sends them straight to voicemail. “This party has chosen to ignore your call. Please leave a message. … WUTUp wutup my lovahs - I’m away from my phone, but I will give you a call right back if you leave it at the beeeeeeep.”
2) Requesting relationship status via facebook. With a longtime ex. Or even better, with a really fresh one. So that maybe they think that’s you’re really pathetic way of finding out if they aren’t so “mutual” about the split anymore either…
